Slayage

amoyed:

urtube:

SO IM AT THE MORGUE AND THIS WOMAN TAPS MY SHOULDER AND SHES LIKE “are you the guy from tumblr?” AND IM LIKE “i guess” AND SHES LIKE “i follow your blog and my recently deceased husband *points at him* saw your selfie page and he said he would fuck you” I LAUGHED SO HARD AND SAID “thanks man means a lot” AND HE JUST SAID NOTHING CAUSE HE’S DEAD THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER I LOVE YOU GUYS

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(via beyoncevevo)

highkeygay:

thottweiler:

thottweiler:

SOMEBODY TAKE MY PHONE AWAY FROM ME

24K….

LIFE

(via ridge)

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

claphne:

this baby lookin like a full grown adult and it’s fuckin me up

(via soft--lunge)

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

c-r-a-c-k-r-o-c-k:

If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne than you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

(Source: watsonwarrior, via spaghettihos)

au8:

etteluor:

au8:

DOES ANYONE ELSE REALLY REALLY WANNA GO TRAVEL AND SEE PLACES LIKE

COLUMBIA
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AUSTRALIA
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AND CHINA
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BUT CAN’T BECAUSE FLYING COSTS LIKE A MILLION DOLLARS

HERE! This article might help, it’s explains exactly when the perfect time to order before airfare is the get the best price!!

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(via booty-queen)